Things you should never say to someone that has epilepsy

• "Make sure they don't swallow their tongue."
• "Can't you make them snap out of it?"
• "How come you peed your pants?" 
• "Quit daydreaming!"
• "Are you drunk/stoned?"
• "It could be worse. At least you don't have grand mal seizures."
• "You should be put in a mental hospital."
• Since everyone has different triggers, saying "If you can be ok with flashing lights or listening to music, then you don't have epilepsy" should be avoided. 
• Don't tell children, "The paramedics are taking him/her to the hospital because they're going to die." They're probably already scared enough.
• "Is it contagious?"
• "You're demonic!"
• "But you look normal."
• "You're just having a bad day/going through PMS. You'll get over it."
• "All you want is sympathy, don't you?"
• "If you took your medicines, maybe this wouldn't be happening!"
• "That's life! You have a condition and just have to deal with it."
• "Are you retarded?"
• "You can't be left alone in the house because of your seizures."
• Don't ask, "Did you take your medicine?" or "Are you sure you're ok?" constantly.
• "Was it a big seizure or a little seizure?" or "How bad was it?" Since when the hell has there ever been such a thing as a good seizure?

And there you have it!